Surfin' on a Rocket. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- More tales from the crypt. Here are some more tidbits from hell. For your enjoyment. Me: Thank you for calling Harrah's Las Vegas, this is Charity, how can I help you? Loser: Yeah, see what you've got for one of your best guests for tonight and tomorrow. Me: *stifling snickers* (Note: tonight and tomorrow we're completely booked in Vegas. But, I decide to humor the guy and look up his player's card number.) Me: And what is your Total Rewards card number please? Loser: blah-blah-boo-boo, etc. Me: I see you're a gold card holder with us, Mr. Dorkydork (Yup, bottom of the totem pole for this guy). Loser: Yeah, you got anything this weekend? It was with great "pain" that I told Mr. Dorkydork that he apparently wasn't one of our best guests after all. Well, I didn't say that. But oh, the temptation. ********** I also take calls for eHarrahs, which is basically tech support for the dummies who try to log into our web site and shouldn't really have bought a computer to begin with. Me: Thank you for calling Harrahs dot com, my name is Charity, how can I help you? Ghetto tard: Yeeeehhh, I cain't log eeen. Me: Have you logged on to the web site before? Ghetto tard: Yeeehhh, and it say dat I hafta put in a peeein? Me: That's correct, if you've logged in with us before, you have a four-digit PIN that you use to log in. Ghetto tard: Wellll, I try dat, and it don't work. It say somethin for da heeeint, but don't know what dat eeis. (Note: Customers rarely type in a PIN hint when they initially set up a PIN that actually helps them remember the PIN, which is always a four-digit number. It's always something like "mother's maiden name" or "bubba" or some shit that they'll never figure out.) Me: Alright, I'll go ahead and reset the PIN. So what you need to do now, is if you haven't already closed the page, do so and in a few minutes, you'll log back in to option TWO. Ghetto tard: Yeehh, option two? Me: Yes. Ghetto tard: Where dat? Me: Scroll down from option one. Ghetto tard: I don't see it. Me: Well, you were supposed to close the page first. But, do you see option one? Ghetto tard: Yeeah, it right there, and I put my card in ... Me: NO, ma'am, you need to use option TWO. Ghetto tard: It say, option one, put in your cahd numbah... Me: NO, scroll DOWN until you see option TWO. Ghetto tard: Where dat...Ohhhh, dere it is. Me: Okay, now make sure you put in your card number .. but wait, do you still have anything in option one? Ghetto tard: Yeehh, it have my cahd numbah. Me: Okay, you need to delete that out before you put your number into option two. So yeah. You get the idea. ********** Retard: Yes ma'am, I want to come in this Sunday, August 17th. Me: Great, do you have any coupons, offers, promotions..? Retard: Yes ma'am, my offer code is blahblahboo...etc Me: Alright, it appears as if this card is valid for Monday through Thursday. Retard: Right. Me: ... And you want to come in on Sunday. Retard: Right. Me: ... But your coupon is good for only Monday through Thursday. Retard: So I can't use it on Sunday? Me: ... No. If a coupon is good for Monday....through....Thursday, then it wouldn't be good on a Sunday, would it? Retard: Thank you. *click* ********** Well, that's all for now. More to come in the future, I'm quite certain. 2:23 a.m. - 2003-08-16 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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