Surfin' on a Rocket. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DIE. Me: (verifying a reservation for someone) You're booked in a two double bed, nonsmoking room. Ass: Double? Me: Yes. Two doubles. Ass: You got two queens? Me: No, you have the choice between two doubles and one king. Ass: You got two kings? Me: No. It's either two doubles or one king. Ass: Oh, doubles then. Me: Yes, that's what it is. Ass: Yes, I want two beds. Me: Like I said, that's what you've got. Two doubles. Ass: Doubles? You got queens? KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. 10:26 p.m. - 2003-08-19 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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