Surfin' on a Rocket. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fuck you very, VERY much. Me: Thank you for calling Harrahs Cherokee, my name is Charity, how can I help you? Jerk: Yeah, I need VIP services. (We have this automatic hit system that can detect people's card numbers by their phone numbers, kinda like caller ID, so I had his card right there, but I have to follow protocol and "verify" his diamond status before I transfer him. Oh, and he had a gold card. His wife was the one with the platinum, which barely qualified for VIP.) Me: May I have your last name, please? Jerk: Edwards. Me: First name? Jerk: *scoff* That's irrelevant. Me: Well, sir, I do need to verify your diamond card status before I transfer you to VIP. Jerk: Well, I don't have a card. Me: Well then, I can't transfer you to VIP if you don't even have a Total Rewards card. I can give you the number to Cherokee directly. Jerk: Alright, give me the toll free number. Me: Unfortunately sir, the number directly to Cherokee is not toll free. Jerk: The hell it isn't. I've called that number plenty of times. Me: Well, you'll have to call that number then, because the number I have is not toll free, and I cannot transfer you. Jerk: WHAT, THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. GIVE ME THAT NUMBER, WITH ALL THE MONEY I SPEND ... I HAVE SOME SERIOUS HELLRAISING TO DO. (note: according to his card status, this guy spends an average of 14 cents an hour. Me: (unphased) Are you ready to write that down? Jerk: YES. Me: (giving him number) Oh and sir, I would've gladly transferred you if you had just given me your card number or name. Jerk: THANK YOU. Me: Thank you, sir, and have a great evening! Jerk. Fuck you. So, if anyone would like to give Mr. Edwards some joy for being so nice to me, I have his address, phone number, and email address. Ask and ye shall receive. I think Mr. Edwards needs some maxi pad and hemorrhoid cream samples, don't you? 2:32 a.m. - 2003-08-24 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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