Surfin' on a Rocket. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Too hot for TV. From an online acquaintance, cenobitch. He casually asked me what made me hot, and I casually told him that I enjoyed reading what guys want to do to me. So, he took this to a whole new level, a level that I will never likely experience again. At least for another week or so. So great was my reaction to his outpouring that I decided to share with all of you what he shared with me. cenobite2000: well, here is what i would do: cenobite2000: (and no, this is not cyber) jrny_girl: Okay. jrny_girl: *notes.* cenobite2000: i would meet you at the pleasantly decorated hotel cenobite2000: the paki bellhop would offer to take my bag cenobite2000: but i would decline cenobite2000: as i know you would be waiting in the room cenobite2000: with next to nothing on your person cenobite2000: so: cenobite2000: i enter and embrace you in a fatherly hug cenobite2000: which quickly turns for the worst cenobite2000: as you feel my strong hands grasping your buttocks in a deathgrip cenobite2000: i pull your throbbing uterus towards my writhing hips cenobite2000: and grind our heaving genitalia together cenobite2000: heh this is HORRIBLE cenobite2000: our heaving genitalia are now awash in fuck cenobite2000: as the desire become overwhelming cenobite2000: "so THIS is that camisole" i sputter cenobite2000: taking it in my hands cenobite2000: i rip it away once and for all cenobite2000: exposing your tender, vulnerable flesh cenobite2000: i lay you down on the luxurious bed cenobite2000: i turn on the magic fingers cenobite2000: with two quarters, this thing will last a lot longer than i will cenobite2000: the vibrations do their dirty work cenobite2000: massaging you from behind cenobite2000: as you feel my heaving member from the top cenobite2000: wait wait i think cenobite2000: this is too fast, too fast cenobite2000: so i wander down to your nether regions cenobite2000: as you thrust your head back in ecstasy cenobite2000: plus, the vibrations are making you dizzy cenobite2000: and queasy cenobite2000: let's face it, you're sea-sick cenobite2000: it was a long flight and you're wondering why the hell you came cenobite2000: the food on the flight was awful cenobite2000: you were worried about the arab traveler next to you cenobite2000: ok anyway cenobite2000: my tongue cenobite2000: yes, it is the tool of allah himself cenobite2000: i probe you gently cenobite2000: finding all of your pleasure zones with my masterful intuition cenobite2000: i spread your legs wide so that i may move in closer cenobite2000: you gasp in pleasure as the first subtle flicking wetness hits your love button cenobite2000: at 2200 rpms cenobite2000: i am a machine, baby cenobite2000: crafted for your ultimate pleasure cenobite2000: more machine than man, really cenobite2000: ok so cenobite2000: there i am cenobite2000: in the throes of a midlife crisis cenobite2000: one foot in the grave, half my tongue in a strangers hymen cenobite2000: heeee cenobite2000: but who cares? cenobite2000: this is the nearest i have been to heaven cenobite2000: in at least five hours cenobite2000: you take my tongue deep inside you cenobite2000: never have you imagined such a pleasure cenobite2000: it is delicious cenobite2000: in fact, it's making you hungry cenobite2000: you ask me to stop for a moment cenobite2000: so you can call for room service cenobite2000: i am not offended, though cenobite2000: hardly cenobite2000: as you linger on the phone, cenobite2000: wishing this whole ordeal could somehow end peacefully cenobite2000: i slip behind you cenobite2000: my rigid tool fully engorged cenobite2000: three angry inches pulsating to a latin marimba cenobite2000: ?! cenobite2000: you don't mind cenobite2000: this is a nightmare you have already accepted tht you may never awake from cenobite2000: so i push lightly against your moistness cenobite2000: lightly at first, them more urgently cenobite2000: your hymen goes right about the same time your airline lunch does cenobite2000: i call the maid cenobite2000: because, frankly, i am horrified cenobite2000: as she enters the room swearing in spanish cenobite2000: i plunge deep inside you cenobite2000: oh god, oh rapture cenobite2000: you take me as far as i can go cenobite2000: (2.5 cm) cenobite2000: never have you known such desire cenobite2000: then we move together cenobite2000: in perfect harmony cenobite2000: one nation cenobite2000: under god cenobite2000: wait wait cenobite2000: "i am going to... cum" you whisper cenobite2000: i know you're lying but i think it's sweet anyway cenobite2000: the maid is horrified that we pretend not to notice her cenobite2000: somewhere out on the street, a dog barks cenobite2000: and weapons of mass destruction remain hidden cenobite2000: but then i feel it cenobite2000: IT cenobite2000: the orgasm welling up within me cenobite2000: it's been only five seconds, yet, a lifetime cenobite2000: inside your glorious hole cenobite2000: your sumptuous cavern cenobite2000: your delightful netherworld cenobite2000: anyway cenobite2000: BOOM cenobite2000: three mililiters dribbles out cenobite2000: in an impotent flow cenobite2000: it's like drool, really cenobite2000: no chance of you getting pregnant, don't worry cenobite2000: i am a little boy with sissywhiskers cenobite2000: so the maid comes over to do you up proper cenobite2000: i watch, helplessly cenobite2000: as you become a true woman cenobite2000: in every sense of the word. cenobite2000: THE END! jrny_girl: oh my god. jrny_girl: I want to whack off so badly. cenobite2000: yeah, i'm good 12:44 a.m. - 2003-09-19 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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