Surfin' on a Rocket.

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Story of my life.

A woman buys milk, a newspaper and some eggs at a supermarket. While in the checkout line, a man comes up and says, "You're single, aren't you."
Before replying yes, she stares at the items she has bought and wonders how this man could have known that she was single.
She can't figure it out, so she replies, "Yes I am, how did you know?"
He starts to laugh and says, "Because you're ugly."

12:51 p.m. - 2006-03-22

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