Surfin' on a Rocket. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Smooth criminal. chat_elitist: Hello? teddy_bear_allan: sup chat_elitist: Yes, hi. I'd like to discuss my latest sighting with someone who believes. chat_elitist: Do you believe? teddy_bear_allan: yes i believe in amny things chat_elitist: Do you believe it's not butter? teddy_bear_allan: yes teddy_bear_allan: lol chat_elitist: Awesome. See, I think I have aliens in my TV. chat_elitist: Seriously. teddy_bear_allan: kewl chat_elitist: I was watching VH1 the other day, right? teddy_bear_allan: why do you say that teddy_bear_allan: ok chat_elitist: Why do I say what? teddy_bear_allan: you said teddy_bear_allan: Awesome. See, I think I have aliens in my TV teddy_bear_allan: sorry i was slow teddy_bear_allan: continue chat_elitist: It's alright. Not many people can keep up with me. chat_elitist: Anyway. teddy_bear_allan: rty me chat_elitist: So I see this crazy looking creature come out of my TV. teddy_bear_allan: yes chat_elitist: Well, not out of my TV, exactly. chat_elitist: He/she/it was IN my TV. teddy_bear_allan: ok chat_elitist: And this thing ... it was like this strange color, like a pale gray or something. teddy_bear_allan: and chat_elitist: And it had long wavy hair, and it wore sunglasses, and a sequined hat. teddy_bear_allan: kewl description chat_elitist: Plus? It wore a sequined white glove on one of its hands. chat_elitist: How fucked up is that? chat_elitist: Oh yeah, then it started doing this really weird move. teddy_bear_allan: thats kewl chat_elitist: Like moving backwards, while its feet were still going forwards or some shit. chat_elitist: And then it started talking. teddy_bear_allan: and chat_elitist: It had this high-pitched, nervous kind of voice. chat_elitist: Like someone was squeezing its testicles or something. chat_elitist: If the damn thing HAD testicles. teddy_bear_allan: lol teddy_bear_allan: continue chat_elitist: Ok. chat_elitist: This alien had the most fucked-up looking nose I've ever seen. teddy_bear_allan: wow really chat_elitist: Like, a cabbage patch doll, only more turned up and pointy. teddy_bear_allan: what did it do next teddy_bear_allan: i c chat_elitist: It started singing something about "Billie Jean is not my lover" or some shit. chat_elitist: It was fucking WEIRD. teddy_bear_allan: lol chat_elitist: Anyway, just wanted to share my story. teddy_bear_allan: yes i would agree teddy_bear_allan: that was interesting teddy_bear_allan: have any others chat_elitist: Yeah, tell me about it. I don't think I'll be watching VH1 for a while. chat_elitist: No, not right now, but if I get any more stories, can I tell you about them? teddy_bear_allan: lol teddy_bear_allan: sure anytime chat_elitist: Awesome. You rock. Stay sharp. I'll catch you later, sweet shit. teddy_bear_allan: sure thing teddy_bear_allan: nice profile 2:04 a.m. - 2002-11-28 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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