Surfin' on a Rocket.

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Trailer/Twister Magnetism Theory.

Ladies and gentleman, my Trailer/Twister Magnetism Theory.

I feel this theory should be considered by scientists, meteorologists, and Texans for approval into scientific law.

Upon careful examination of my hypothesis, I concluded that the following theory could hardly be disputed, and amazingly enough, required little experimentation and even less research.

I, obi-char, hereby theorize one of, or possibly all of, the following and present the following as valid theories for consideration into scientific law.

1) Trailer homes, when put together in a community known as a 'trailer park', possess an element hereby entitled 'Twister Magnetism' that attracts tornadoes to aforementioned trailer parks, and may perhaps be the cause of tornado formation.

2) Tornadoes, upon formation, possess an element hereby entitled 'Trailer Detection' that aims them toward trailer home communities (trailer parks), enabling them to destroy the trailer park.

3) Tornadoes are God's way of taking out the (white) trash.

These theories were construed on the basis that every time there's a fucking tornado, a trailer park gets hit and Billy Bob's 1973 Ford F-150 ends up in Maude's tree, and his brand-new $2000 satellite dish ends up in Bessie's bathtub.

Tell me I'm not on to something here, seriously.

2:30 a.m. - 2002-11-14

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